Reality check

There is something that just doesn't add up for me in the world of internet dating.  Now I'm your average guy, living an average life in a pretty average place.  And pretty much everything I see around me is....you get the idea.  I can count on one hand the number of times I've seen a mega-hot guy, with a smoking body just browsing through the various selection of cold cuts at the supermarket.  And I can't count at all the number of times I've seen such a guy who also happened to be gay and was looking for sex.  Well, ok that's not totally true - but it was a long time ago!

So then, can someone explain to me why it seems that 75% of the guys on the internet have the slimmest waists, biggest muscled chests and arms?  What do these people do during a normal day, because they most certainly are not at my supermarket.  Do they hide somewhere in real life and then only reveal themselves on the internet.  Sounds rather unlikely to me.  Then maybe there is a hidden colony somewhere, populated only by gorgeous men - a place that obviously has its own supermarket.

Or.....is it possible that there are hundreds of guys out there all of whom are sharing - oh I don't know - the same 15 pictures??  I confirm that I have yet to physically see in person any of these stunning guys, so perhaps I'll never know.  But in the interests of scientific reasearch - in case any of the hidden colony members are by chance are reading this - I'll be more than happy to meet you to find out for myself.

Comments

[James Ditto]

Ha, ha, ha....great post....

And indeed in Dubai there is a Colony of hot muscular men....but not hidden though!